MARRY ME OR STROKE MY HORSE ?
On a hillside which overlooked all of Barcelona we sat down with our lunchtime bocadillos but why, Pilar wondered, was I carrying a heavyweight cassette player? When the moment seemed right I pressed 'Play' and in seconds an amorous Mexican launched into a song which I hoped conveyed everything that I wanted to say - if only I could Spanish. The night before I had painstakingly translated every word of the song, yet one lingering doubt remained, was he saying caballo o cabello, only one letter but a world of difference. Was this Mexican singing about his lady's hair or asking to stroke her horse? I was about to find out. These were the days of high tension over Gibraltar, the Falklands Islands conflict was brewing and the local former Franco officials took a very dim view of any Catholic lady who had become something else, and worse still wanted to marry a Englishman. Six months later, thirty years ago today, the 27th of February, 1982 with a large collection of unnecessary papers in our hands, one even carrying the Britannic Majesty's seal, we were married, first in the City Courthouse and then more properly in a tiny Gayola Baptist Church hidden in an alleyway alongside Barcelona's magnificent Sagrada Familia Cathedral. I did not understand a single word of the proceedings, nevertheless when all went very quiet and every eye settled on me, I discerned that it was time to say 'Si'! Our reception was a pizza for two at La Mama's and our honeymoon was three days in an unfurnished flat in Salou, loaned to us for the occasion by our 'matchmaker' Eduardo, the director of Youth for Christ where we had met, in real life Eddie from Catford in South London. The finishing touch of the day was the 'Guardia Civil' who emerged from the shadows as we parked facing the wrong way and gave us an on the spot fine which turned our romantic dining ambitions into a supermarket visit. Ladies and gentleman, from that point onwards, by the grace of God, it has just got better and better.




















